What the Duck is a Fonut?
You’d think that the title is doing that little ‘exchange letters so the naughty word is camouflaged but not really’ thing, but you’d be wrong.
Apparently, there is a thing that someone somewhere is calling a ‘fonut‘. It looks like a donut, but instead of being fried in oil, it is steamed or baked.
Call me crazy, but I think we already have a good word for this.
It’s a… okay, listen carefully, I don’t want to be misunderstood… IT’S A CAKE. And whoever made up the not-so-cutesy name ‘fonut’ that sounds awfully pretentious to me should be appraised of this.
You make little cakes. Stop trying to sound important and visionary. You’re not. You make cake.
Just make good cake and be happy about it.