SciFi News Network (Commercial Break): BARELY LEGAL BURGERS

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Barely Legal Burgers™ by Bro Chow International

     Bro Chow knows what bros want in a burger. You want something different, something that walks the edge.

     Bro, you want a BARELY LEGAL BURGER — voted most innovative fast food product for 2095. And only we got it.

     100% sizzling human meat. Now, we know it’s illegal to beat down a wuss and throw his useless ass in the meat grinder.

     BUT WE DON’T HAVE TO! Our food science staff has patented an exclusive line of lab-cultured human meat using cells collected from your favorite sports stars! (We asked first–promise!)

     You can take a bite out of pro football star Kwaze Dunwick with six delicious, smoky strips of bacon cultured from his own muscle-marbled sixpack. Or MMA champion Donald Nakamura’s avacado and fried-egg topped ground man-chuck. A lean slice of triathlete Ricardo Aguinaldo with special ghost pepper sauce.

     Or six other sports star offerings that rotate monthly!

     Set your car to drive you to the closest BRO CHOW and eat a BARELY LEGAL CANNIBAL BURGER today!

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I write about my science fiction and fantasy writing--and plenty of other things--at sabarton.com

Posted on December 3, 2015, in Food, Making Fun of Pop Culture, Science Fiction, SciFi News Network, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

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