... that aliens, apparently, live among us.
To begin let me clear up some ambiguity in the title: this is about making small schnitzel, not about how to make schnitzel out of babies. If you're here for the latter, I'm sorry you have to leave disappointed. So: I discovered today why my mom and grandma always made these little bitty schnitzel barely big enough... Continue Reading →
Luddites are both annoying and fascinating. They have the corner of a legitimate argument: technology has the potential to f**k us up royally. Yes, yes it does. I'm a Cold War kid. I remember watching The Day After. I read (and sometimes write) dystopias. I'm a friggin' science fiction fan and writer, fer... Continue Reading →
...is to hold it open with your toe so both your hands are free. Antics and toe courtesy of my middle son, 6 year old Victor, who now often reads the bedtime stories for his little brother Cuinn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjbtZ4NgtdA What a shame the real thing won't be half as entertaining. Musk shows some fitting sentiment with his idea to name his first Mars-bound settlement ship the Heart of Gold. The literal meaning is nice. Our best intentions and loftiest goals, finally off to put some of humanity's eggs in a basket other than... Continue Reading →
Me & my two little ones (3&5) came out to grill. This was waiting for us: Just hanging out on the handrail of our front step. Very cool. So Luna is minding her business and we're minding ours. UNTIL... Uh... you shouldn't be there... No, don't go MORE toward my back, what are you thinking...... Continue Reading →
...your kids will want canes too. And then, when you look the other way, they will swordfight with them (not pictured). Fair warning.
Warning: restroom rocket-waving contest. Which is somehow not a euphemism. Probably not safe for work if your supervisors are touchy or you don't want to be laughed at for watching something so silly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YldQM1Wk_s Sorry to inflict this on you, but it was WAY too bizarre not to share.
So, yeah. Crowdfunding for a hat to guard your head from electromagnetic rays. The copy on the kickstarter caters to the casual worrier about various electromagnetic effects entering the skull, but you can bet the hardcore conspiracy theorist will be happy to have access to a mind control ray blocking hat that looks like a... Continue Reading →