Bamboo skewers, three bucks for a hundred.
No cats get speared because when a cat is looking for a congenial place to poop they sniff around instead of leaping in eyes shut.
They come sniffing around and if you’ve placed your skewers well, they realize it’s too much bother and go somewhere else.
It’s great for planters like this, but if you have a larger garden I’m afraid you’re going to have to invest in a fence if you have the same infestation of pooping cats.
We didn’t worry about the cat being stuck because have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?
Who wouldn’t love Space Cat? You must love Space Cat. GO ON LOVE SPACE CAT
Even if you don’t actually “Trump” your poor, long-suffering kitty who implores you not to do this, please, pleasepleaseplease, you should look at what’s coming out of the #TrumpYourCat hashtag online because it’s freakin’ hilarious.
Also, I think your cat would be a better President than the person that’s being made fun of here. I will vote for your cat. Just let me know.
Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he’s more accustomed to being a pet owner…
This is my fifty-sixth title published on Smashwords. It’s 5117 words long, which is only 117 words longer than my upper limit for 99 cent stories. I decided not to be nitpicky and leave it at 99 cents.
Did I mention it’s just ninety-nine measly cents? Buy it and curl up with a nice Ancient Cat of Power story. Those are always fun, I think.