To begin let me clear up some ambiguity in the title: this is about making small schnitzel, not about how to make schnitzel out of babies. If you're here for the latter, I'm sorry you have to leave disappointed. So: I discovered today why my mom and grandma always made these little bitty schnitzel barely big enough... Continue Reading →
...make Porgonade. It's probably more refreshing than green milk from a giant surf creature's udder.
...your kids will want canes too. And then, when you look the other way, they will swordfight with them (not pictured). Fair warning.
Here you go. You can thank me after you stop sighing, laughing, eyerolling, puking, or whatever your reaction of choice is. I think I managed all but the last in the space of 3 seconds, which probably isn't a new world record but has to be close. I may have sprained an eye, in fact.... Continue Reading →
After a few rainy days in a row, the clouds finally let up and the sun came out yesterday, so my wife and I bundled up the two little ones while our oldest was in school, and we went mulberry picking. We picked twelve and a half pounds, so we have them fresh and sugared... Continue Reading →
We love to read (I feel safe including everyone -- who comes to a blog to NOT read?). Writers love to write -- or at least, love-hate. Editing is sometimes a chore, but really it's going over the rough of the story we want to tell and smoothing it into the best version of the... Continue Reading →
Warning: restroom rocket-waving contest. Which is somehow not a euphemism. Probably not safe for work if your supervisors are touchy or you don't want to be laughed at for watching something so silly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YldQM1Wk_s Sorry to inflict this on you, but it was WAY too bizarre not to share.
Even if you don't actually "Trump" your poor, long-suffering kitty who implores you not to do this, please, pleasepleaseplease, you should look at what's coming out of the #TrumpYourCat hashtag online because it's freakin' hilarious. Also, I think your cat would be a better President than the person that's being made fun of here. I... Continue Reading →